The internet can be marvellous for the ego. I came across a forum discussing myself a while ago, where a supporter of George Bush wrote "The only way I would find Mark Steel funny is if he was being stabbed to death with shards of Aids-infected glass." And I was quite proud. What an achievement to annoy someone that much, so that even if he saw someone stabbing me to death with shards of glass he'd growl to my assassin "Have those shards got Aids on them? NO! WHAT - are you his FAN or something - then go away and don't come back until they HAVE. Because I want him to catch Aids AFTER HE'S DEAD. So he won't even be able to go the doctor."
Still, in my naivety I dared to hope my own website wouldn't be a venue for this brand of discourse. Especially not when the abuse is still aimed at me. And not from Donald Rumsfeld or the Burmese military but someone who says he's in the SWP. Apparently, because I'm no longer a member of the SWP I've "betrayed all the principles I've ever stood for", and I'm a "TWAT." And in between these musings my correspondent complains that I haven't replied. It had never occurred to me before that people distributing abuse were sensitive about receiving a reply. The next time any of us hears someone slumped in a pool of Special Brew yelling "WHAT you fucking looking at yer fucking shit," we must remember to say "I refute your allegations sir but wish you a good day nonetheless," or we'll hurt their feelings. Or maybe my new friend was thinking "AHA, he has no comeback to my 'TWAT' line - my polemic truly has him foxed, the traitor." It's possible I'm being unfair and the 'TWAT' person is seven. But there are a couple of points I feel like making. Firstly, this person insists I've "Joined a reformist party", which justifies him being so cross. There are a number of objections to this line of arguing, but one of them is I haven't joined any party, or anything else. (Now maybe he'll reply to this by calling me a TWAT for joining the board of Halliburton or the Girl Guides or something).
The other point is that all the while I was in the SWP, if anyone had addressed another socialist in this way, other members would have politely suggested they use a tone more conducive to a genuine discussion. But calling people TWAT now seems to be the official tone the SWP uses for anyone it disagrees with. I will, shortly write my reasons on here for parting company with the SWP, before getting back on to being rude about the people we SHOULD be opposing - the arms dealers, the privatisers and such characters.
Meanwhile, if anyone wants to call me a TWAT, I can put you in touch with the people who want me stabbed with Aids-infected shards of glass, as they could probably teach you how to be much more eloquent and imaginative with your anti-Mark Steel prose.
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