THERE’S NO NEED FOR THAT

I swear these are the words I just heard, from a woman sat behind me on the train from Victoria to Crystal Palace. She’d just finished a phone call, and said to her friend in a VERY loud and shrill voice “Every time he sees his ex-girlfriend there’s trouble. She’s only gone and hit him on the head right where he had the operation. Then because he couldn’t have sex she’s got him viagra and it’s made him have a fit. I’m sick of her.”

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