The Leopard in My House

I feel like there’s a leopard in my house, locked in a room. I’ve contacted the leopard authorities and they assure me they are used to dealing with leopards like this, and they have a plan for removing the leopard. It will take a while, though, and once in a while I can hear it growl.

‘… a bit like being invited into the mind of that bandaged tennis player, as he somehow takes the match into a deciding set, with the Centre Court crowd fully behind him’ – The Guardian

‘Relentlessly funny’ – The Observer

Mark would like you to buy his books at his local independent bookshop who also sell online. Just follow this link: Bookseller Crow on the hill

‘One of the best independent book shops in London’ – Time Out

Or if you prefer, the books are available at Amazon here:

The Leopard in My House
Mark Steel’s In Town
Vive La Revolution
Reasons To Be Cheerful
It’s Not a Runner Bean